With a bottle of Jack and some nerve, anything is possible.
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  • Me:

    *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*

  • Random Old Lady:

    *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')

  • ROL:

    Isn't he a little old for you?

  • Me:

    Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.

  • Dad:

    *chokes into his drink*

  • ROL:

    You should respect your elders.

  • Me:

    You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?

  • Dad:

    *chokes on his drink again*

  • ROL:

    *storms off*

  • Dad:

    *looks at me with a disapproving look*

  • Me:

    What?

  • Dad:

    Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

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thecatantichristishere:

rabbitrecycle:

donaldkaneda:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

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ok here goes

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NO

Okay, there’s no way that works.

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Let me try this out.

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I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

imageGuss i’ll give it a shot

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ABORT ABORT

yeah right, like that really happens

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hmmm….

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maybe I should try-

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HOLY SHIT

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WHAT THE FU 

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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

thepreciousthing:

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

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Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys

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tsukishimake1:

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

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blastortoise:

okay but when you have holocaust survivors and people who were activists during the civil rights movement supporting mike brown and then KKK members and neo nazi’s supporting the officer you should be able to figure out which side is the right one