With a bottle of Jack and some nerve, anything is possible.
i am tired of people and sexism and racism and homopobia and transphobia and ageism and slut shaming and rape culture and twats and the world in general and i’m far too young to be sick of life
(via popularhistorian)
what if someone was attractive but not attractive enough to be called hot
can I call them toasty
im calling people toasty from now on ok
(Source: mako, via magnetic-resonance-imaging)
in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.
(via artemiskaleo)