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thetallblacknerd:

ricflairsniece:

thighetician:

yayabeauty:

Daytona Beach father beats man he found raping child, police say
A Daytona Beach father who walked in on a man sexually battering his 11-year-old son Friday said he did what he had a right to do and beat the man unconscious leaving him in a puddle of blood, according to a 9-1-1 call.
“I just walked in a grown man molesting …,” the upset father told a dispatcher. “And I got him in a bloody puddle for you officer.”
Police responding to the Daytona Beach home at 1:07 a.m. Friday after the father called them found Raymond Frolander, 18, of Holly Hill lying motionless on the living room floor. Frolander had several knots on his face and was bleeding from the mouth, an arrest report shows.
The 35-year-old unidentified father told police that he walked in on Frolander and interrupted him as Frolander sexually battered the boy.
Asked if any weapons were involved, the father said “my foot and my fist.”
“I didn’t proceed to ask him any questions sir,” the father said. “He is nice and knocked out on the floor for you. I drug him out to the living room.”
Asked if the man was injured, the father said he believed Frolander needed help.
“Send an ambulance. He is going to need one,” the father said.
‘“He stood up and his pants were around his ankles and NOTHING ELSE NEEDED TO BE SAID,” the father said. “I did whatever I got a right to do except I didn’t kill him.”
“You are damn lucky boy that I love my God,” the man said on the telephone to 9-1-1.”

Appropriate responses

Good.

I saw this on the news and was glad

thetallblacknerd:

ricflairsniece:

thighetician:

yayabeauty:

Daytona Beach father beats man he found raping child, police say

A Daytona Beach father who walked in on a man sexually battering his 11-year-old son Friday said he did what he had a right to do and beat the man unconscious leaving him in a puddle of blood, according to a 9-1-1 call.

“I just walked in a grown man molesting …,” the upset father told a dispatcher. “And I got him in a bloody puddle for you officer.”

Police responding to the Daytona Beach home at 1:07 a.m. Friday after the father called them found Raymond Frolander, 18, of Holly Hill lying motionless on the living room floor. Frolander had several knots on his face and was bleeding from the mouth, an arrest report shows.

The 35-year-old unidentified father told police that he walked in on Frolander and interrupted him as Frolander sexually battered the boy.

Asked if any weapons were involved, the father said “my foot and my fist.”

“I didn’t proceed to ask him any questions sir,” the father said. “He is nice and knocked out on the floor for you. I drug him out to the living room.”

Asked if the man was injured, the father said he believed Frolander needed help.

“Send an ambulance. He is going to need one,” the father said.

“He stood up and his pants were around his ankles and NOTHING ELSE NEEDED TO BE SAID,” the father said. “I did whatever I got a right to do except I didn’t kill him.”

“You are damn lucky boy that I love my God,” the man said on the telephone to 9-1-1.”

Appropriate responses

Good.

I saw this on the news and was glad

everythingelsegoesherethen:


nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.


Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

image

Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

imageI CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

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child-of-thanatos:

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

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meleeitonme:

smilesjon:

Wow, so a few of my best melee smasher friends and I from Crystal City came up with “No Johns”. “Caveman”, “Rob$”, “Zulu”, and me “Smiles”. Our friend John Paul always made excuses about anything. Showing up late, not answering his phone, and just about everything when it came to smash bros. Controller, matchups, stage picks. It first worked out like “Hey dont pull a John” (everyones had that friend) to “no johns”. It was also a way to keep us in check and motivate each other while practicing. Melee is 13 years old + but this and much more lingo is way older for Texas Crystal City crew. Its really an honor Reggie.

Everyone needs to know the origin of no johns

meleeitonme:

smilesjon:

Wow, so a few of my best melee smasher friends and I from Crystal City came up with “No Johns”. “Caveman”, “Rob$”, “Zulu”, and me “Smiles”. Our friend John Paul always made excuses about anything. Showing up late, not answering his phone, and just about everything when it came to smash bros. Controller, matchups, stage picks. It first worked out like “Hey dont pull a John” (everyones had that friend) to “no johns”. It was also a way to keep us in check and motivate each other while practicing. Melee is 13 years old + but this and much more lingo is way older for Texas Crystal City crew. Its really an honor Reggie.

Everyone needs to know the origin of no johns

themanwhodidntcomeback:

letssaynotonormal:

plot-twist-im-gay:

superwholock-slytherinmerlin:

theroguefeminist:

3brokenstrings:

aunteeblazer:

omg

I just saved an entire week worth of science class.thank you tumblr

cool

spiders are not insects though

The more you know

I can not believe people still think spiders are insects. I assumed it was common knowledge that they’re arachnids!

THAT IS THE PART TO FOCUS ON.

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subvocaloscillations:

cynicaldoctorharper:

philmyjacksgap:

hnnnngoverphan:

ok so i made a mashup 

im sorry if this has already been done but everyone makes mashups with radioactive so pls dont kill me i actually made this myself thank

MY JAW JUST DROPPED 

gotta say, I love the ‘imagine nation’ thing

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LISTEN YOU GUYS JUST LISTEN

  • Track: Radioactive / Sail
  • Artist: Imagine Dragons / Awolnation
  • Plays: 1261027