Whiskey Courier
With a bottle of Jack and some nerve, anything is possible.
Whiskey CourierWith a bottle of Jack and some nerve, anything is possible.
people tha
thave trouble gaining weight
I’m sorry ; ___ ;
I’m a skinny fuck who works off more calories than he eats!
(Source: sexting-inchurch, via underwatermine)
HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES????
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of…
I think I just fucking died xD
(via awkwardcollegecoog)
I can hear sirens. The city is awake with action and somewhere someone just broke the law. Or they broke someone.
Either way, some guy or gal is out there in there PD blues driving out, ready for anything. Taser, baton, handcuffs, pepper spray. And they hope to whoever that they don’t have to pull their gun.
I used to miss the city. Now I just miss home.
“Tell me about it”
“Okay, I get off at 9”
Goth Boy/Raven/Photos(personal)
Comic page from Teen Titans Go!
This got found again….
(via doctor-megalomania)
BUT WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT BOB SAGETS TWEETS HE IS 56 YEARS OLD.
(Source: fuckgallaghers, via doctor-megalomania)
why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging
No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No.
um
Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time
uM
(via woodmeat)
