Whiskey Courier
With a bottle of Jack and some nerve, anything is possible.
Straight, Male, 18
Whiskey CourierWith a bottle of Jack and some nerve, anything is possible.
Straight, Male, 18
Her absence had felt like torture—almost a form of personal punishment. girl with the dragon tattoo dear god why did i pick this book
Shortly after Russia’s World War II victory at Stalingrad, a lady, trapped in a burning building. threw her baby to a stranger below - a soldier named Ivan Petrovich.
It was the Marvel Encyclopedia. It was on the coffee table. Clearly I’ll be Black Widow’s mother.
There are no sentences on page 45. There is a derpy picture of Dorothy running over to pimp slap the Cowardly Lion in order to save Toto from his clutches.
Well.
“filthy, and violent-“
okay I’m gonna stop right here
“It was ten o’clock on a Sundy morning…”
“He looked as if he was getting comfortable for a long talk.”
o ok
“Unteroffizier Konrad Schmidt was miserable.”
Thank you book.
“What unnerved me more than all the rest were her sunglasses.”
“The Russian cultural attache’s black bread bread is particularly sought after by the more discerning duck, while the head of MI9’s soggy Hovis with Marmite is relished by the connoisseurs.”
……What.
(Source: loveclaire)
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show about selfish boasting.”
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“We slog back to the train in silence.”
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